Saturday 28th,March2009 was a shock to me. As scripture say: we are nothing except a breath, I do believe I might meet my dad one day.
To communicate with the kids (70 college students, 19-22 years old) is full of joy and fun. Through their faces, I can figure out how am I look like during my campus's life. I can't stop to blush myself.
Below are some naive rather silly Q & A:
Q & A 1
Student (S) : Sir, why previous lecturer didn't ask us to do this?
My answer(Me) : Who is ur present lecturer?
S: You lol, sir
M: Then, any questions?
Q & A 2
S: Sir, Why u come so early to our class?
M: JIT just-in-time. ( vintage punch card log-in:log-out system to record my attendance)
S: Sir, no need lah. other lecturers also late,what.
( our class start at 1 noon, but most of the students arrive after 1:30pm)
Q & A 3
S: Sir, can u give us model answer for our assignment?
M:Then, I shall become one of ur assignment group members.
Q & A 4
S: Sir, can u give us handout in Mandarin?
M: It should be no problem if we study in Mainland,China.
At the same time,another student...
S:Sir, can u lecture and explain in Mandarin?
M:I can do it if ur degree certificate written in Mandarin.
( we have about 25 non-mandarin speaking students, how dare these chinese speakers made such a selfish request?)
Q & A 5
S: Sir, Why we must follow "H" referencing system?
M: I feel sympathy regarding this issue, my dear. If u insist to do ur assignment in ur unique way,I'm afraid I will give u an unique marks too.
Q & A 6
S: Sir, why we must learn this study?
M: ( Speechless)...
(They should aware before they sign-in this study)
S: Sir, why we cannot skip this module?
M: (Speechless)...
(All modules are CLEARLY stated COMPULSORY in prospectus)
S: Sir, Why I can't understand this ( certain concept)?
M: I can't help u as I not the brain surgery specialist. What can I do is explain that simple concept again n again.
Q & A 7
S: Sir, can we choose this topic as our assignment title?
M: Its up to u, my dear.
S: I dunno woh... we follow u, u say yes, I'm yes ; u say no, then I'm no lol
(Spoon-feed education products)
Q & A 8
S: Sir, may i go home earlier?
M: Why?
S: So i can sleep mah...
M: (Speechless)...
Q & A 9
S: Sir, why u wear tie?
M: None of ur business.
S: But, other lecturers dun wear woh...
M: Go and ask him laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ( I have no choice except speak in Manglish, hope that this student can feel my anger)
S: Dun u feel hot meh?
M: Thanks for ur concern.
( I can't stand with this student anymore. I flee away from his innocent look)
Q & A 10
S: Sir, we are helping u to do this assignment as per requested by u.
M: Excuse me, u are free to do whatever u want in ur assignment. U are not helping me, instead of I'm the ONE who's helping u NOW.
I assume such daily jokes will continue...
I do thanks these 70 kids to colour my life.
7 comments:
lol XD kesian
hahaha... Njoy ur campus life yah... nowadays kids are 'in-ordinary' ... :p
hahahahaha. i would love to see you going through all this on the scene, that will be damn funny wei. Dont kill them aaa...
I hope my students do not discover this blog. If not, they will kill me!!!
Sue,
U ar FREE to join my class.
Ms Latte,
What kesian? Some of my students ask for my mobile no., facebook a/c, personal email add. and they do call me " Leng Chai Sir"
Sam,
Even though i enjoy teaching, but this really not my cup of tea. it is less challenge and slow in progress. I prefer fast-pace working environment.
Kesian u. Haha. I don do that to my lecturer :P
i tabik hormat ur students ah!
wat kind of comments are they making la? or maybe it's the lecturer that is the funny one.
ur students call u leng chai sir ah??
ur students short-sighted/long sighted/blind?
hahhahahah...kidding :p
take care oh...dun grow old too soon
eh hmmmm... I still able to recall the time when you said that you are not suitable to teach...
What goes around do come around... hahaha... (though I don't believe in karma...)
maybe next time we can compare our notes and experience in teaching... :P
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