2010.11.07-13_Indian Trip

The place I'm stayed is gorgeous n rocket high price. 5 stars rate but 3 stars service. The hotel "in brochure" is stunning as below pics is the prove which took by myself. To give you some general idea: a small bottle of beer(375ml) costs me MYR50; a dinner buffet charged me MYR200 & a hour massage session requires MYR600. Luckily, I do not need to pay for it ;p

Water quality level is the most critical concern for foreigners, I manage to survive via mineral waters, even gargle mouth with it. Feel sinful compare to local living condition.

The buffet menu was superb n full of varieties but I only take "FULLY COOKED" food. Pity me can't consume all these beauty. All my "young" pimples pop n pop on my face while I'm not dare to take any fresh veg n fruits along one week. I hate myself I can't having U!!!

I know it sound silly @ u may think I tend to show off but I really hope I can replace Mr.LIFT for only one shift. Excuse me, sir? Which floor,pls? Have a nice day,sir. Goodbye,sir... n etc

The famous bombed Taj Mahal Hotel. Ground floor full of branded outlets :LV,BVLGARI,GUCCI n etc...really mahal Taj Mahal ni

Famous Victoria Train Station

Famous Gateway

Pay a visit to Mr Ganthi. This is 2nd time I have visited Mr.G home. Last time, I went to his South Africa's house lol

Indian community has its living tempo & life philosophy. As outsider, we shouldn't compare our current living lifestyle with them. Even some dreadful incidents happened, I try to appreciate its culture & so-called "system plus discipline". For those who shall travel to Indian in future, pls do not go Int'l Airport earlier as the armed security guards won't allow u to entre "MAIN ENTRANCE". I repeat,not"CHECKIN" or "BOARDIN" but entre its stupid gate! I spent 3 hrs in tiny airport staff canteen. Really test my patient n destroy my thought to re-visit this country.

To pamper myself, I bought Indian traditional costume. Hope I can wear it soon.

My only company from CHINA office, we almost spent 24 hrs together except sleep.

p/s I discover tht Indian man don't wear short pants at all!!!

Model?

For killing time purpose, I have uploaded below photos & pls vote which is ur fav pic. We "encourage" this lady to b amateur model include poor Jasper, little doggy as photo equipment. I hope she enjoy it.

Pic One

Pic Two

Pic Three

Stylists Team

A horrible me with model, she is nobody but my grandmum.

Birthday Cake

A force-to-be birthday celebration cultural existing at my current workplace. B'day song, candle blow, wishes make within 3 minutes!!! Afterwards, everyone resume his/her work. Basically, the cakes is arghhh... due to budget & choices in Malaysia

Nice to see...

Someone brought "cut" cake. It looks pretty irrespective.

Will u agree nice 2 eat?

I'm Manglish speaker

I got a fwded email which is hilarious to read. Can't stop laughing! Indeed, I use all these sentences very frequently. Here you go...

British English vs. Malaysian English

Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.


WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: No stock.


RETURNING A CALL

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

Malaysians: Hello, who call?


ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY

Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by.. Would you please make way?

Malaysians: S-kew me.


WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY

Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

Malaysians: No need lah.


WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?


WHEN ENTERTAINING

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!


WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

Malaysians: Where got?


WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

Malaysians: Don't want lah.


IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Malaysians: You mad ah?


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians: Shut up lah!


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU..

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?

Malaysians: See what, see what?


WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.

Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..

Malaysians: Die lah!!


WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED

Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

Malaysians: What happened ah? or Why like that one lah?


WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.

Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!


WHEN ONE IS ANGRY

Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?

Malaysians: Celaka you!

2010.10 Last Weekend

To kick start my busy weekend, I have to excuse myself early from office to attend a Fri nite wedding dinner. Due to the the venue is extreme heavy traffic zone, I arrived before 6PM. The wedding couple haven't change their costumes yet when I pass my "red envelope" to them. Luckily, I manage to access WIFI at lobby & I may continue to work & killing time too.

The official dinner time is 7PM written on the wedding card; however, the meal only appear in front of me after 9PM!!! Absolutely, On Time KPI failed!

Overall, the whole dinner was entertaining! The couple, frens & relatives made a mimic voice Black Eye Peas " I Gotta Feeling" video clip.

I gotta feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night

That tonight’s gonna be a good night
That tonight’s gonna be a good good nightThese gents are my badminton buddies, we meet once a week. All of us from different background & various professional. They badminton skills are far more better than me as I always absent ;D

Aunty Chang is a strong & respected woman. She is bride's mum. She never show defeated while facing illness.Becoz of her, i knew this newly wed couple. She is bride's mum & she also sing "... be a gug gud nite..."

My face damn red! I have drank so much liquor: red wine, white wine, whiskey & Martell.

Recovering from hangover, I stay at home except to have breakfast with someone who just found a new job vacancy! So happy tht Ms C can find her ideal job. Sleep n sleep, what a wasted precious Sat!

I wend for blood donation on Sunday at Klang, a very far far away place. I meet two gals & heading to blood donation venue. The donors queue is damn long. Malaysians are so generous & willing to help others. Believe if or not, we stand more than 2 hours & end up I can't donate. Y? Y? Y? The answer is the idiot me forgot I just have vaccination 2 weeks ago. My fren who is addicted to donate is very high & keep telling us this is her TENTH donation.